The Bible 3
A downloadable game
I made this game in like a month for my friends and they begged me to release it somewhere. I proudly present to thee a game that will ruin your life, the 3rd bible. Someone has stolen Frenk's burger, who could it be? Will the burger ever be found? Explore a world of pure insanity and default RPG maker assets, defeat gods and various war criminals, just to find one burger.
I tried to make good gameplay, the playtesters said it's fun so I think I did it maybe probably. Also there's a lot of swearing and crude humor and some scary parts.
Have fun! Try not to get some horrendous terminal illness!
UPDATE: Fixed a problem where a button in one of the final areas of the weird ending wouldn't work if you pressed a button in a different area
UPDATE 2: Added another warning
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Hi, I played this game with my friends and we had SO much fun!! We got the Normal and the True ending and it was incredibly funny from the start to the end. The last battles were a bit too difficult at first but after farming the Behemoth From Bible 1 a few times I got to max level and they felt more balanced, and the combat system and stuff felt really fun.
We also laughed a lot because it reminded us A LOT of the RPG Maker games we used to make back in high school, when we also made silly games with random jokes for our friends to see. There were a lot of tropes that we also used, like "Why did you think enemies would drop money? That doesn't make sense" or "Isn't anybody gonna say anything about (weird ass boss we just fought)?", so it was kind of a nice trip down memory lane in that sense.
Bottom line is, great game, really fun, I hope your friends liked it as much as we did!
Hello I'm one of the friends that watched him play this masterpiece, I can't express with words how fucking funny your game was, we couldn't stop playing, the bits with Sue were my favorite, all dialogue, comedic timing, you really hit the nail with this masterpiece, genuinely some of the funniest RPGMaker humor, as my friend said it reminded us to games we made as well, FOR EXAMPLE in my case having one of the characters of Cave Story being in the game for no fucking reason and when we saw Sue just being in the game we fucking lost our minds about it, but that game doesn't compare to this beauty, thank you for making it you are what absurd comedy rpgmaker devs wish they were, PLEASE make more games and make them public you have a audience now (photo below showing the screenshot of the game I made when I was 15 in like 2016 with toroko in it)
Very funny game, but its sucks that you have to be almost pixel perfect just to get the true ending...
Yeaah sorry about that lol. You can actually skip that part by fishing up a "win button" on the island you can buy for 1000 gold. I should have probably communicated that better.
Yoooo nice, i'll see if i can finish the true ending now. By the way, mind if i put a small easter egg (Like a picture frame with one of the main characters) on a game im working on?
Sure, go ahead!